I’m close to finishing my applications . . . except for the essays! Duh. Of course the essays are the hard part.
Newsflash! My counselor tells me my essays don’t have to be the caliber of Pulitzer Prize winning novels.
That’s a relief. She tells me to stop worrying about trying to get into the mind of the admissions officer–stop trying to write what I think they want to hear. Her advice is to write about something that matters to me. Hmmmmm.
Maybe I should write about the bay–how much I like being in it.

Perhaps I could write about sponging food from my foster siblings or from wherever I can find it

–that’s something I am really good at.
Perhaps my numerous roles in school plays could be a good topic?
Talking with others who know me well might be a way to discover a good essay topic.

Here are some more tips my counselor gives us for writing essays:
• Write from your heart about something that matters to you. Be honest. Integrity matters.
• Use proper grammar. Proofread . . . Proofread . . . and when you are finished,
Proofread AGAIN!•
Text speak works for friends–not for applications. This should not appear in your applications or in your essays:
Am n lotsa AP classes, d-bate team, yrbk 3 yrs, stud cncl prez.• Remember . . . the person reading your essay could be a few years older than you or a few decades older than you–make your essay a conversation with the admissions representative.
• Know that sometimes outside readers can be hired and trained by an admissions office to read files. Sometimes files are read by territory–meaning a rep is assigned to your region or state.
• If you aren’t funny, don’t try to be funny. Funny essays are difficult to write well. They are risky. However, if you can write well, a funny essay could set you apart (hopefully, in a good way).
• Make sure the essay is your work. Believe it or not, the admissions officer reading your file, and your counselor, can tell if a forty-five-year-old had a hand in your essay. This is a big NO NO!
• Writing too much or too little can be bad.
• If there is a specific essay prompt, use it. Answer the question/address the prompt as stated.
• Be careful writing anything about mission trips. If you’ve been so moved by your mission trip experience that you returned to your hometown and you’ve begun a highly successful international organization to improve the lives of those in a third world country, then you are exempt from this caveat.
• Short answer essays matter too. Especially the ones that say “Why do you want to attend (college name)_________________________?” My counselor let us know in no uncertain terms that if you can fill in the name of any city and any school in your response to this item, you are not in good shape.
• This is not the time to write about boyfriends or girlfriends, odd peculiar little habits you have, or why NO ONE liked rooming with you at camp.
• Use great caution with the SUBMIT/SEND button. Once you’ve hit that button, you can’t retrieve it. Write out your answers the old-fashioned way and proof them before you enter them on the online form. You’ll still have to proof the online version to eliminate errors.
• Remember, your essay could be read by someone in a great mood or someone who has had a terrible day. Admission officers are human. Yours could be the first read of the night or you could be #50 in a huge stack. The essay is your chance to provide information that can’t be found anywhere else in your application. If you really want to know how it might sound, have someone read your essay to you . . . no kidding . . . listen to your essay. Do the sentences flow nicely? Do the paragraphs have good transitions? Have you violated the
I commandment? (Used the pronoun I a zillion or so times in one paragraph?) Can you bark:
B O R I N G? Every night when I look at the blank space on my application where the essays are supposed to go, I hear my counselor saying:
“Procrastination is the enemy.”
Take charge. Get writing. Deadlines loom.
Woof,
Clyde